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Thursday, February 28, 2008
LIMERICKS
I can't think of what to say, But I type any way. There's something in my head, I just can't think of how it was said. The best thing to do now, is to quit typing any how.
Affection is a noble quality, It leads to generosity and jollity, But it also leads to breach of promise if you go around lavishing it on red hot momise!
internet misc: There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!
There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think--- It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Yes, Carole's my sweetheart and lover, Who's sweetness I crave to uncover. I made this sweet girl my wife, With her to be partners for life. Together each other discover!
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To get a pail of water. Silly Jill Forgot her pill, And now they have a daughter.
Affection is a noble quality,
ReplyDeleteIt leads to generosity and jollity,
But it also leads to breach of promise
if you go around lavishing it on red hot momise!
Reflection on Caution By Ogden Nash
internet misc:
ReplyDeleteThere once was a lady named Lynn
Who was so uncommonly thin,
that when she assayed
to drink lemonade,
she slipped through the straw and fell in!
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think---
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Yes, Carole's my sweetheart and lover,
Who's sweetness I crave to uncover.
I made this sweet girl my wife,
With her to be partners for life.
Together each other discover!
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To get a pail of water.
Silly Jill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a daughter.