News from The Villages

(Ocala area) “Well it finally happened! Just how bright do you have to be to stick your hand inside the fence and have a Buffalo bite it.....Well apparently three genius's have done just that and now they want money from THE VILLAGES,Now of course the lawyers for THE VILLAGES have suggested that they move the beasts away from the public to prevent this from becoming a supplemental income proposition...If there is not a club here yet called THE VILLAGE IDIOTS, Then I suggest we start one...First however we should teach them how to read as there are signs everywhere....”
If Cerabino ever runs out of material here, he could move north.