Hi all,
As a result of my blasphemous treatment of the Cat, the mighty Egyptian Cat Goddess BASTET has delivered a curse upon me which can be seen above.
How may this curse be removed? research is in progress, but if any of our BLOGGERS knows how to remove the curse, please provide the process in the Comment stream.
Dave Israel
Cat Person
5 comments:
Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves. Good for you Dave!
Too bad this is just a joke.
Replace MOJO with cursed photo of Blogmiester
Hi All,
After consuming a creel of Herne,s eggs, obtained from Attracta, the High Mamaloi of Ultima Thule, I saw a vision of the recipe needed to lift BASTET's curse.
For future reference:
1) 1 part extract of Wolfbain, grown in the Thuringian forest.
2) 3 parts Lycopodium powder, ground from fresh Lycopodes harvested in the dark of the moon.
3) 4 parts crushed cloaca of Wombat.
Mix thoroughly with pure humming bird nectar and drink.
In one cycle of the minor ecliptic, the curse was lifted.
Dave
Go see Ilona. The owner of the salon across from the village. She will give you a haircut and a shave while you are soaking your toes, which will then be attended to. You will feel so great. And this will take away any curse put on anyone every time.
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