Disiability

I just got off a government web site relative to the ADA act and whom would qualify as disabled:

The Act defines a person with disability to include (1) individuals with a physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more life activities; (2) individuals who are regarded as having sch an impairment; (3) individuals with a record of such impairments.

The term "physical or mental impairment includes, bit is not limited to, such diseases and conditions as orthopedic,visual, speech and hearing impairments,cerebral palsy,autism, epilepsy muscular dysthropy, multiple sclerosis, cancer, heart disease,diabetics, Human Immunodeficiency Virus infection, mental retardation, emotional illness, drug addiction ( other than addiction caused by current, illegal use of a control substance) and alcoholism.

DOES THIS MEAN THAT MOST OF OF US IN THE VILLAGE FALL ARE DISABLED?