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You have to watch this. It is the No . 1 song played all over the country. Over 8.0 million hits on YouTube. You will not hear it on the radio or on the news. I wonder why !!????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEJfS1v-fU0

Which way to CV??

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RACHEL AND CHARRIOT

Hi all,
The following was sent along from Dennis in Salisbury B; God bless Rachel and all our Senior Citizens; this is Priceless. thanks Dennis:



Dave Israel

cartoon

Why Is It?

In New York fast food restaurants, you have it your way, but in Florida, you have to order twice to get what you want?

new to blog

New to blog, Thanks Dave for invite. Here is some humor for our times. :o)

Cheaper Than Speed Bumps

A little humor today

Reminds one of the CV brain trust , with a few exceptions like Dave , Randall and a couple others.

Random Joke Generator

I tried 3 random jokes on the left side Random Joke Generator, if you like tasteless and Larry the Cable Guy its for you! Somehow I do not think it will be copied by the CVCC site.

The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation

11/19/1863
And now please welcome President Abraham Lincoln.
Good morning. Just a second while I get this connection to work. Do I press this button here? Function-F7? No, that's not right. Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to reboot. Hold on a minute. Um, my name is Abe Lincoln and I'm your president. While we're waiting, I want to thank Judge David Wills, chairman of the committee supervising the dedication of the Gettysburg cemetery. It's great to be here, Dave, and you and the committee are doing a great job. Gee, sometimes this new technology does have glitches, but we couldn't live without it, could we? Oh - is it ready? OK, here we go:
Click here to start

Big Car vs. Little Cartoon

The way the auto industry is picking on editorial cartoonists, you'd think that Don Imus was back in town doing color commentary on a college basketball game.

http://dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2008/12/01/moudakis-toon-evokes-backlash-from-auto-industry/

http://dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2008/11/26/editing-cartoons-good-or-bad-for-the-industry/

In addition, no sooner did Jim Borgman of the Gannett-owned Cincinnati Enquirer do a cartoon about how the foot-dragging of the auto industry on obvious advances should be immortalized than the paper made Borgman accept a buyout as an editorial cartoonist. Don't cry for him; he's still drawing the comic strip Zits. Okay, you can cry now: I can't link to the image in question.

DEDICATED TO ELAINE AND THE LOST KITTY

hi All,

SEE: http://jflores.com/jokes/chowmein.swf

Dave Israel