Thursday, March 27, 2008

Choose Your Punchline

The price of oil went up to $72 a barrel on the news that:

a) the mayor of Detroit is a gay governor

b) Hayden Panettierre will play the Boca cheerleader in an ABC movie-of-the-week

c) Danish newspapers published editorial cartoons depicting Dick Chaney as Horton hearing a Who...and refusing to listen

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