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HOW TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
1. Open a new file on your computer.
2. Name it 'Housework.'
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5. Your computer will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently ?'
6. Calmly answer, 'Yes,' and press mouse button firmly..
7. Feel better?
Works for me!
Posted by
elaineb
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8/13/2008 11:11:00 AM
Labels: Humor
2 comments:
HAHA HAHA HAHA - GREAT !!!
You can not get jokes on Q&A -
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in WPB -"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and none of us realize the long-term harm caused by germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten it, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and softly said--"wedding cake."
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