Your newspaper is giving away a Lilly Pulitzer Monopoly game to readers who send in pictures of themselves wearing her fashions. What next, Marley & Me Monopoly where every playing piece is a dog? Guess the other paper in town will handle that one; their columnist made Marley a star and the county dog city. (Seriously speaking, you should run a column about the various variations of Monopoly, or delegate it to Staci for Accent. It's kinda goofy how, after paying a kajillion dollars to Warner Bros. for a Batman edition, they can change Marvin Gardens into Commissioner Gordon's office.)
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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Frank wants to tax bottled water in his latest column. Yes, bottle water is as pretentious as destination weddings for pets, considering that all they do is fill bottles up at the sink and sell them to you. The real cure is to make them cheaper than soda. If the commissioners had any huevos, they would pass a law saying that ounce-for-ounce, bottled water would be half the price of soda.
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